i wish i were a sexy man
i am a chubby woman-child eating ice cream at her laptop
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
Tumblr. Do it. Now.
Oh my god lesbian weddings always make me crryyy!!! This one is so cute I’m going to die!!!
Oh gosh they are adorable.
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity